Spotted: How's THIS for a unicorn?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 12/16/2014 at 23:45 • Filed to: kizashi

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2013 Suzuki Kizashi AWD

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/16/2014 at 23:49

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I see one on my commute to school every day.

/CanadianBestSeller

/ProbablyNot

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 12/16/2014 at 23:54

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I've been looking for one of these ever since I first read about it.

The only Suzukis I ever see are:
- Samurais that don't run parked in front of what looks like a meth house
- except the one immaculate Samurai that some old guy dailies
- The freaking Equinox, which is just a Nissan Frontier

big eagle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/16/2014 at 23:54

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http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/478644…

while we talk unicorns here is a crossfire convertible... With a stick.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/16/2014 at 23:55

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Unfortunately, you can't get it in AWD with our good friend Manuel.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > big eagle 12/16/2014 at 23:56

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They made them as convertibles too? What was that supposed to be, the answer (or question?) to the Solstice?

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/16/2014 at 23:57

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There's one of campus with a roof rack. It looks proper. I really it's a classier alternative to an Impreza.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 12/16/2014 at 23:58

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Aww shucks. That means this has the cvt... Still was a surprisingly good looking car in person.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/16/2014 at 23:58

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Biddle down the road from me sold these for a while. That funky Dakota knock off too. I see them here and there.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/17/2014 at 00:00

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It truly is. Now imagine it as the base for some sort of WRX fighter.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/17/2014 at 00:04

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There are 2 in my subdivision.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/17/2014 at 00:05

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I saw a suzuki esteem wagon parked next to a miata. I have the pic on my phone, but I'm finals cram mode now.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 12/17/2014 at 00:13

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I saw a black Esteem wagon in Bellevue this last weekend! Then I made a bad joke about the driver's self-esteem and then my wife groaned.

Big Bubba Ray > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/17/2014 at 00:41

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That definitely is a rare find! Never seen one on the road before. The only one I've seen in person was at the local Subaru dealership and it was there for well over a year.

I'd love to drive one. They sound like a damn good time.

jkm7680 > CB 12/17/2014 at 07:49

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You could get it with a 6-Speed manual. But no AWD. THIS IS BULLISHTI.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/17/2014 at 18:06

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here's the pic.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/02/2015 at 20:01

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a buddy of mine had an Esteem that we called the "low self" Esteem.

I also knew a guy with a Ford Aspire and we would make jokes like "Clearly you haven't ASPIRED to do much with your life."

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/02/2015 at 20:04

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See, I think that's hilarious. Add in additional cringers like, "Boy, I bet everyone hates the VUE of that car when driving."

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/02/2015 at 20:19

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one of my favorites is just calling and old Ford Taurus a Ford Tore-Ass. Its quick, simple, and it gets the point across.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/02/2015 at 20:23

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I call my wife's equivalent Sable the Mercury DISabled when it's in the shop.

I feel she may leave me one day if I keep this up.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/02/2015 at 20:27

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hahaha. I also make fun of my wife's car. It's an 2001 Cavalier . I call it the Crapvalier. But really it has been reliable transportation for the 5 years, and 40,000 miles she's had it. Plus it's been paid off for 3 over years now. So I should really stop bitching about it lol.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/02/2015 at 20:31

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When I first met my wife, she drove an '87 Cavilier. That thing was reliable as hell. Definitely nostalgic when I see one.